Flight 04251982 Jay Isip

Now Boarding All Seats for Flight 04251982 Jay Isip, est. arrival time – 00:00

Attention passengers, this is Jacqueline Swanee your head flight attendant speaking. This is an absolute FREE tour of his daily thoughts. It gets better -  I would like to award you with a FREE first class trip to travel around the existence of the brain of Jay Isip. We will be serving stomach butterflies, tears, laughter, sweaty palms, and many other emotional outbreaks to satisfy your hunger. There will be no movie showing due to the fact the entertainment will be directly in your face. If the trip becomes more than you can handle, Push the bright RED emergency button above and you will be safely ejected out in to space into another dimension and also receive a complimentary bag of peanuts seasoned with dry blood from a week old dead possum. Sorry but we don’t serve alcohol on this airline due to the fact that, if you pay close attention, your brain will leave you. Thank you. Now your head pilot Jay Isip…

This is your head pilot speaking, uuuhhh..The ride will be encountering a lot of turbulence so fasten your seat-belts.uhhhhhh.. Sit back, uhhhhh..relax your mind, and enjoy your flight. uhhhhh…I’m sure this will be a nostalgic experience..uhhhhh….  We will be traveling at light speed.uuuhhh… Prepare for your head to spin faster than a Dradle on Hanuka …Enjoy your flight!

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Cage Performing “I Never Knew You” @ B.B Kings.

Went to go see Cage perform last Friday. I have not seen him perform since 2003, it was an awesome show. There was not too many people as he once had, it seems some of his fans have left him since his transition of maturity. I’m still a huge fan and always will be. He’s coming out with a movie soon so be on the look out for that!

 

DOMINICK IMPERIAL VS. BHAVIN AMIN “THE LOWDOWN SHOWDOWN”

DOMINICK IMPERIAL VS. BHAVIN AMIN
“THE LOWDOWN SHOWDOWN”

The year was 1996, a  normal summer day has begun for all students. Some swimming, playing bounce pitch, kickball, or just plain old hanging out. As for Dominick Imperial and Bhavin Amin, PREPERATION! Preperation for war. These two warriors are getting ready to battle it out to settle a current conflict between these 2 juggernauts involving a young lady disagreement, and a group instigation. The young lady was no longer the focus yet not even a spectator.This mono e mono event was based on respect, respect of Bell street!

The Spectators hike towards #5 school playground where “The Lowdown Showndown” is taking place. Half of Bell street with Bhavin, and the other half of Bell street with Dominick. As they enter the battle field the crowd surrounds as the 2 stare each other down from a distance standing bold with their hands to the side, as if we were in the wild wild west.”And they’re off!” Bhavin sprinting towards Dominic “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Bhavin screams. Dominick running from the other end “YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” he cries.
Both running at each other with more terminal velocity than a 747 Jet engine. “POW!” They collide creating an explosion that triggered most car alarms and blinded many like they just stared into a solar eclipse. Everyone regains contiosnuss and the battle continues.

Bhavin (the southpaw) throws a hard left connecting to Domincks jaw. Dominick throws a jab and a fierce right cross, connecting with a 2  piece combo that sends Bhavin to the ground. Dominck mounts Bhavin as the continue to slug each other on the ground with some mediocre grappling skills.The crowd is pleased. As they continue wrestling on the ground both seem exuasted breathing heavily with their faces beat red like a fat kid that just got done tying his sneaker. Bhavin dripping sweat like a faucet, and so many veins popping out of Dominicks forehead it created an illusion of a crystal static ball as seen in Spencers.

Bhavins friends were so upset that Dominick was going to town on Bhavins face “one” of them decided to push Dominick off with Bhavin gaining the advantage to be on top. Dominick is on the ground  screaming  “YAA WHAT THE FUCK?!” As the diversion is created Bhavin strikes his oppenent so hard one of the veins bulging out of Dominicks head exploded, making it seem as if a mini volcoano has erupted.

The fight is broken up. Both contenders seem to have had enough. Bhavins hand is raised in the end with the crownd chanting “Boobo! Bobbo! Bobbo! Bobbo!” With Bhavin awarded the victory, Dominick is unpleased with the outcome and the interference of the spectators. With Domincks protest to the judges they agree to sign a contract for a rematch. The controversial win goes to Bhavin. TO BE CONTINUED…

A Day in the Life of Mike Killian-Killian

A Day in the Life of Mike Killian going Out-Out.

(NOTE:If you do not know this person this story will not appeal to you.)

As he awakens at approximately 12:12 pm, Mike has a huge hangover from drinking to many Seven & Seven. He twists open an Advil bottle and swallows 2 pills while washing it down with some co co(cocoa). He needs to eat something so he warms up his left overs of Mahi-Mahi. He was so drunk last night he has no recollection of the events and has a giant boo boo on his forehead.

Mike Killian has work today so he gets in his car and adjust his Tom Tom. Apparently the device can does not pick up the signal. He decides to take the Choo Choo train and first stop is 33rd street in New York New York. He takes the wrong train and ends up down the shore in front of a WaWA. The next train does not come until 10:10. So he puts his iPod on and listens to Duran Duran. Walks into WaWA and purchases a Yo-Yo to play with.
Out of no where his phone goes off… “RING RING”… It’s his best friend Muhammad Muhammad. Muhammad Muhammad says “Hey Mike! You don’t remember what happen last night? We went Out Out and drove to A.C. We took the wrong exit and got off exit 22, ended up at some GO-GO bar where the stripper was dancing to Tonight Tonight. I asked her how she could lift her leg so high and she said “I use to be a Can Can girl.” Mike Says,” MY MY!” So what else happened?” Muhammad Muhammad said,” Well after the GO-GO went made our way to 40/40. That place was lame so we went to Mur-Mur. We had to leave cause you were so drunk you wet yourself  and made out with Jay Jay from high school!” Killian says,”I WENT PEE PEE!?!?! HEEE HEEE!!!” Muhammad Muhammad says,”Yeah man!Then I had to lend you my younger sisters Tu Tu and you started doing cart wheels like Bam Bam Bilgelow!
As Mike Killian finally gets home to his daughter, he was watching his night time news show 20/20 while eating Bon Bons. It was boring so he decides to play Dance Dance revolution with his daughter.They were playing so intense he finds that his daughter went Poo Poo in her diaper. Before cleaning her off, he take off his Bling Bling cause he does not want to get Do Do on it. While cleaning her off with Johnson & Johnsons that is the first time he realizes his daughter does not have a We We.

Cage – I Never Knew You.

Cage – I Never Knew You -I’m a huge cage fan. I have been following him for about 11 years now. He has been an idol of mine since I first heard him, I’ve been to a hand full of shows and in-stores earlier in his career. Cage’s music really relates to a lot of the stuff I have went through in my life and actually the same time line as his albums were dropped, pretty weird. His music has influenced me to write what I write, I actually had no idea I could express myself in this form. All in all, Cage is the man!

Cage – I never Knew You

Dr.Community by Jay Isip

Walk though a waiting room of frowns with downed immunity,
each patient awaits for their prescriptions from Dr.Community.
Fist the pen while ink leaks scripts of your name on the sheet,
starring into space with nervousness contemplating either to meet,
the Doctor and seek the proper attention to fix the weak,
improper mind you created, nurse whispers “Please take you seat”.
Your name is called, entering the office and speak your problems,
nurse blurting “mm hms” scribbling nonsense pretending to solve em.
Doctor slowly turns the knob as the doors creek stings your ears,
no eye contact involved filling out scripts to fix your fears.
Anxiety attacks resolved with medication that attacks anxiety,
Rivalry in action as both attack each one another inside of the.
Prescriptions are swallowed having the symptoms go in reverse,
As light shines bright temporarily while symptoms go and rehearse,
Paxil during the day first, Xanex during the night and submersed,
brainwashed prescriptions, while cursed symptoms await to burst.
Earth seems clear now as your visions are clearer than blue skies,
as the clouds depart into your brain condensed inside your mind.
Visit the office often and refilling the fragile mold of happiness,
in-taking the toxic chemical shaped,covered, & rolled with sapidness.
Rapidly kick the habits that were previously your concern,
new plastic bottle found just “Push down and turn.”
Sunshine and rainbows making your way towards the office,
pharmacist is absent now feeling like your lost inside a forest.
Not a clue what to do, as the brain bites down and chews,
on your face for the abuse of chemical intake you put inside you.
Symptoms are back, bad, and now stronger than ever,
took control of your thoughts, now your down for whatever.
Addiction is back just when you thought you would never,
repetition is repeated with the same storm but new weather.
Taking the meds your were scripted, unknowingly high as a feather,
New addiction: DR. community, Once you thought you were better.
Jay Isip…

Day One by Jay Isip

Day One

Escape the evil dimension, chest out in full stride,
turning a new leaf slowly strutting with pride.
Suicide attempted and failed, now happy your alive,
as the other side of the leaf awaits to attack in disguise.
New life attempting and achieving a nine to five,
only thought in your head, going back to your five to nine.
Living in clockwork but you miss the juice from an orange,
mixed with Vodka as you dread every scoop of your porridge.
Living your life like others, slaving and working hand to hand,
your taste buds water erecting your tongue and each gland.
Saliva extracts sent from your brain with evil thoughts,
you seem lost and confused,your body going through withdrawals.
Pores are open wide profusely sweating out of your glands,
liquid pouring out of your skin like water blasting out of a dam.
Can’t handle the truth punishing the body which you abused,
exploding destruction’s awaits you, all you need is the fuse.
Tug of war with your conscience,the rope slipping out the good arm,
alarm is triggered activating the membranes that use to harm.
Bad side of the leaf sucks your spirit right out of your dream,
no escaping now pulling you by the collar as you drag your feet.
Smoke appears out your heals as friction occurs on the street,
“HELP ME PLEASE!” as the leaf palms your mouth and teeth,
squirming for him to release as he controls your mind all discreet,
Fighting with every ounce of dignity wishing not to repeat.
Twisting and turning your brain, insides are still burning insane,
Stay calm, stay cool and you’ll find what your searching in vein.
It’s only one day, and one inch away from swallowing the gun,
we would like to welcome you to the average world of fun,
twirled with bullsh!t, and girls that make you hurl and some,
swirled with people striving “Normality,”accomplished are none,
Welcome to day 1,how much longer can we stand and watch the run?
Jay Isip.

ALMOST by Jay Isip

ALMOST
Eyes bloodshot yellow as the lids cover like umbrellas,
Red vessels pop the eyelids like bubble wrap scattering the sclera.
Starring at yourself in a puddle your own tears have created,
frustrated with agony while standing still and sedated.
Body wants to destruct with vascular tissue ready to erupt,
involuntary muscles react wildly as your brain is stuck shut,
had enough of yourself with your thoughts and such luck,
stomping on the puddle as the tears reverse back into the duct.
Breaking the bottle creating a device as sharp as a shank,
puncturing edge on the jugular as blood trickles down your white tank,
failing to proceed as you remember the people you must thank,
willing to put an end believing you could, but knowing you can’t.
You don’t have the guts nor balls, you are missing the marbles,
horrible thoughts pass you by leaving you twisted and startled.
You have nothing to die for, there’s way too much live in your life,
too much heart in your fight, and too much vision in your sight.
Almost buried your own grave, almost performed the insertion ,
the surgeon was false he almost snuffed the wrong person.
The person you wanted to rid, was the demon created in your lid,
he drowned you with sins, making you believe you are what you think.
You realize your not what you think, but you think who you are,
the sky opened with light before the demon took you to far.
It’s the middle of winter and your soul was just burnt,
as you collect the ashes sculpting an urn you’ve just earned.
From here on it’s abundance there’s no more to search,
Rack that demon on your shelf as you claim your new turf.
The air was thin when you created this monster of a sinner,
expanding your lungs with deep breaths to realize you’re a winner,
Cut on your throat smiling in the mirror with the demons snickers,
Then hearing that soothing voice of your mother “It’s time for dinner!

Jay Isip

Either Way You Were Right – by Jay Isip

Either Way You Were Right

7:34am Sunday 30 missed calls checking your mobile device,
parched grabbing the bottle to drink away more than your life,
A night of amnesia repeatedly disrespecting people you like,
respect of  loved ones slowly cutting hearts with a deep slice.
The monster inside has you possessed like a demon from hell,
Your activity became ruthless,a soul the devil would even sell,
melting away yourself as the monster inside wants to leave you,
left alone in darkness basically leaving you see through.
Receiving a message, information that you would never figure,
your father’s brother has passed, drinking damaging his own liver.
Disease runs in the family, next on line as you get sicker,
slithering on the ground as you roll around in more liquor.

Spiraling down from the top, all that’s left is your appearance,
Finally realizing, now understanding what death and fear is,
The nearest solution is directly above with hands in the sky,
You knew this guy forever but, never looked him in the eye,
Invitation is open even after all your sins and lies,
besides what you’ve done, up to you to put it aside,
Time to choose your life weather to live or to die,
Death already came, after you killed whats inside.
Your at the bottom of the barrel and no one likes to drink piss,
gun’s to your forehead you could pull the trigger or live in bliss.
Insist on death, the easy way out for a new world to burn,
You would love to eat the bullet and watch the revolver turn,
Explode in your brain to quickly end the misery and pain,
for your family to walk in a room full of blankets with red stains.
Not a care for yourself so why won’t you unload the gun,
The fun is over your time has been taking in the sun,
Pressure like a ton of bricks as your hearts trying to run,
decision unknown, so why won’t you ask your loved ones?
The sky is open all you have to do is look in the light,
If you choose to or not to either way you were right.
Jay Isip…

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